The winner receives bragging rights and the praise of his (or her) fellow humans till the next caption contest I have....so probably forever.
You can enter here or on the Scooter Revolution Facebook page.
Due to me being an idiot, I accidentally deleted the two comments that were left. From Mike Mike (that's his name)...we have
"What a deal I got!"
From David (or his wife) we have: "T-boned" or "new Tesla hybrid bi-directional motorcycle" or "training wheels now mandatory for new riders"
Personally I like my entry: "Ride it like you stole it? So I stole it." Sadly I can't win.